Father Goose Fliers

If you have seen the [Fugazi] styled fliers around regarding our 30 day sleep experiment and you have followed the information on the fliers regarding the sleep experiments and the footage we obtained over the 30 days.

We did run in to trouble filming because, despite having permission to film, and giving proper notice to all involved some people claimed to have been traumatized by what they heard and saw.

I wish I were making this up to make it seem like a Blair Witch publicity stunt but (anecdotally) people were effected by what they witnessed during the 30 days.

Honestly, no fucks can be given. This is not ballet. This is not a Christopher Nolan set.

I love him.

I work out on a porch and wrestle in sports bars.

John Cena works out in custom gyms and wrestles at Mania.

This is Independent, not Interstellar or Inception.

We are independent filmmakers.

Not going to draw a Sneetch style star on the Bellies of those who went

to film school and those who didn't.

We all have backgrounds and did what we though we needed to do to get a foot in the door and get some screen time at a local festival.

We paid for space and we can use the space.

If we used the space for Jiu-Jitsu then the art soundscape that Gabe Lewis would sample would have a timer beeping, grunting, talking, noise, coaching, and what looks like fighting.

Know the fucking shot before you open your mouth. You see the cameras, the microphone, the lighting, the catering table with pizza because we are those guys that have slices on the set.

Let me say this, and I know that I have addressed this before and going to loop it back to what I was just sayin' with an Eminem quote to sum up how I feel regarding these empty cunts that can't help but flap their chops and try to paint you are some psychopath because they aren't familiar with something or can't relate.

We eat pizza on the set. We always have. It whips ass. When it comes to group pizza and independent films, it is NINJA TURTLES, bae bee.

We're going to have pizza. You can mock that and make indirect comments about as a fellow independent filmmaker but in ways that make it seem like a back-handed if the shoe fits. Now I know, the comment was meant like independent pro wrestling paying their actors/wrestlers with a hotdog and a handshake. So it is implied that the "director" who can pay more is more serious about what he is doing, despite being older with less responsibilities, or living at home and sinking all dimes into good vibes while his mom and stepdad bust their ass at work.

That ain't us. We aren't blue collar, we are t-shirt collared. We're not ashamed of that. Because we've been riding the lightning while you've been chasing the dragon.

It is okay to be The Uneasy Rider meets the American Badass.

The Juggalo who doesn't gather.

Not everyone fits in in the synagogue, just ask John The Baptist.

In the Bible, both testaments, when birthdays come about, specifically government officials, heads roll. So there is precedent for ya.

[Verse 5: Eminem]

Aw, naw, big Slim Dogg

Eighty pound balls (What?), dick six-inch long (Mm)

Back up in the heezy, baby (Baby!)

He's Shady (He's so crazy!), hahaha

Give me the mic, let me recite 'til Timothy White

Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night

What if he's right? I'm just a criminal makin' a livin' off of the world's misery

What in the world gives me the right to say what I like

And walk around flippin' the bird?

Livin' the urban life like a white kid from the burbs

Dreamin' at night of screamin' at Mom, schemin' to leave

Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me

I just want you all to notice me and people to see

That, somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me

It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me

Is 'cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean

So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV

Or heard the CD usin' the "fag" word so freely

It's just me bein' me; here, want me to tone it down?

Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot! You happy now? Look here...

Go ahead.

Who inspires you and what are they allowed to say or do before you get steamed or decide to misrepresent them so you can have an opponent to text with.

So when you see people on a movie set you can shut the fuck up instead of reporting a murder is taking place because you are an idiot and need to piss on the seat of life.

If you are an online-gaslight disser who makes fun of us on your facebook page because you want some traction, you want to paint us as opposite of what you thought we were, bitch, like ICP said, "We are not sorry if we tricked you."

We don't align with groups. We are free agents.

A pack of Lone Wolves each more Lone than the wolf he proceeded.

A lone rider who happens to be travelling in the same direction of a lone rider.

They both have a problem with you.

They both whip your ass as one.

The pack operates as a unit.

A Chimaira.

Why you view the pizza on set as the proverbial hotdog and a handshake.

General question. Rhetorical.

Why would you wrestle for a hotdog and a handshake?

What about being paid what you are worth?

We're all worthless. We're all precious and equally worthless.

There is a better version of you out there, no?

Are you peak?

How much are they worth, Joel?

Why not a few hundred more?

I'll tell you why.

Sometimes we get up on stage for the reps.

It isn't about the money.

:receives money:

As the Aces can tell you, as we paraphrase the man who borrowed his catchiest of catchphrases from the Natural Rob Redford,

"I'm not greedy for money. I'm greedy for respect."

Is everything you love done for money?

Does it require money?

If we are going to play basketball in a 3 v 3 tournament do I need to pay you for your time?

Like Triple H said when HBK had to bow out with a back-injury post-Mania 14.

"when you build an army, you turn to your friends"

If we get paid for anything we have your back.

If we die sailing for the coast then we die.

But we've burned the ships, like Cortez.

There is no turning back.

We belong to this.

Like when a boy growing up playing Call of Duty joins the Marines or the Army.

He wants it.

We are going to be at this even if the bottom falls out.

My cousin sings.

I wrestle.

Steve films.

We built a body of work.

This is the Hot Rod.

Ford V. Ferrari

There is no shame in being like Shelby and Miles.

Oh, you didn't actually win.

Didn't I?

I'm the Man in the Arena, bitch.

The one Teddy Roosevelt spoke about.

I don't care about wins and losses.

That comes out in the wash.

You change the game.

The winner of Tough Enough wasn't Miz.

He was the one who lasted and loved it.

Underground, Tunnel Runners, Sewer Surfers, we eat pizza on set.

We heard rumors that some people like shit sandwiches on set but then discovered you prefer wraps to bread.

Why you worried about what we're eating on set?

Why you want to know how we pay or reward people for their time and efforts?

So from both sides, as is life. The competition, the outsiders, and the elite.

Where does the guy from Creek County turn?

Our water supply has been spiked with Vapor 76 here.

This is inducing periodic bouts of mania among the citizen.

Can anyone save us?