Sneetches get steetches
- wemassacre
- Oct 27
- 4 min read
This is a famous line from the movie Dude, Where's My Car?, where two characters, Jesse and Chester, have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet". The joke involves them repeatedly asking each other what their tattoos say, leading to a comedic exchange.
The context: In the movie, the two main characters get tattoos that say "dude" and "sweet" on their backs.
The joke: They constantly ask each other, "Dude, what does my tattoo say?" and the other replies, "Sweet".
The line: The user's query, "your tattoo says dude your tattoo sweet," is a direct reference to this comedic bit from the film.
What about mine?

Now I have seen where people try to use the Sneetches for villainize the Left or Right, to serve their cause, so right down the center is the barrel of the double barrel aimed at the people who take advantage of us all and ride it to the back with these items and idols.
Notice these stickers the last going on 10 years:


MEANWHILE

Because for 4.77 plus shipping and tax on Amazon you can "rebel" a little and stick it to "the man"
For less that 5.00 bucks you get to feel like V from Vendetta and get the rush of sticking it to the king....the current king.
This is all you got. These stickers. Man, this going to blow the mind and piss off someone and I'll be long gone to get in my two cents and not fear a dreaded rejoinder.
The same company that sells you a blacked-out American flag, a Nazi flag, a Communist Sickle flag, a Pride-Rainbow flag, a 7 color rainbow banner, a Christian flag, a 49ers flag, all came from the same store house that only gives a fuck about cash and not comparisons.
You get to say your piece. You get to show your colors.
Secular televangelism. Buying your way into the debate without a cogent thought.
Blind faith. You fly the flag, someone else will do the work for you. You worked as a silent civilian for that 5.00 bucks, someone else will commit to the cause while you get to continue in the rat race.
The revolution will be streamed, you'll be able to skip ads for some of it. That is your participation. You aren't even a pacifist, you are a pussy. You're a soft wuss. You put up a flag so the neighbor counters. Now you guys are at odds because, of maybe one or two issues, but your flag comes with a load of presumptions and presuppositions. You may solely vote one way because of a policy that makes your life a little easier. You may wish your candidate was perfect but you noticed a few flaws but you'll over look that because at least they never....[fill in an event in the suffering olympics that you may have participated in or the sin olympics that you weren't qualified for the event]
You want freedom without fighting bad guys for it. You wanna fight your parents for growing up freedom. Just because you are 18 doesn't make you a man. You are physically one, but you have just left childhood. You are in the adult sector referencing back to situations in high school.
When you are a kid you have a window to fuck up, as an adult nobody thinks it quaint when you fuck up. You just get fired.
This has become a very passive thing. Get people in the door and then try and give them a dose of State Sponsored Activities that get the State more money. Just because it is state doesn't make it a good thing...here is where someone thinks saying Just because it is religious doesn't make it a good thing....as if this is some Trump card to recite back a sentence changing just the name.
Right. Not everyone could use a Jewish Mikvah and only boys get the Bris on the 8th day. A girl getting a bris makes no sense. The state sponsoring men of breeding age to be treated with pre-natal vitamins and to be counselled on handling their menstruation seems worthless and like a waste of cash too. Same with a lot of pre-Columbia rituals and practices found in the New World.
We know that humans and animals do not need to be sacrificed, for sins or because of the mother being afraid she might be poor, face limited mating opportunities, or will starve so she eats her babies to guarantee that she will have a brighter future full of opportunities without this little kid breathing down her fur.
Counselling people on what menstruation actually is and how to be aware of this and sensitive to a women's plight with this cycle is ideal. Coaching the boys on how to use them, installing dispensers in the men's room, seems counterproductive.
While the nwo and WCW continue to battle:

Tradition Bites! nWo 4-life
As popular as the NWO became, it was still on WCW turf, and there were still good guys interested in entertaining the fans without the interruptions and sneak attacks.
WCW competed with other wrestling companies, NWO was just out to put an end to WCW. The nWo appeared to be sponsored by another superpower or informed by when they stormed WCW and started revealing themselves one by one.
Hogan revealed his true colors. Sure not directly a citizen of the rival super-power anymore, but plenty influential to disrupt things if put in creative control in a similar environment.
Leading up to this:
WCW also breaks from traditions by glorifying the eventual leader of the nWo.
They put over the Icon of the rival show as better than Flair, Vader with Harley Race, which were the guys carrying the tradition of the NWA in the WCW.
The rich history that dates back to Lou Thesz.
Hogan comes in starches these guys.
Gets the top spot
Turns on everyone and laughs.
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